captainhollyshort:
*snorts*
I want that parenthetical to get more and more irritated as the series progresses:
(William, I told you I was working!)
(William, don’t you trust your own sister?)
(Yes, William, I’m using sun block!)
(I’m a grown up, William, I’m not going to get lost in a small town!)
(Yes, William, the people here are being nice to me.)
(Just because I don’t answer your call on the first ring doesn’t mean I’m dead in a ditch somewhere, CALM DOWN!)
(William, I know that there are deadlines for grad school applications.)
(Yes, I’m keeping track of them.)
(No, you don’t have to remind me every day.)
(Don’t you have a girlfriend you should be making out with or something?)